Valhalla, Where the Drinks are Cheap. 18,991 words. 2023. Rated R for brutality. PDF version.

“Harald is drenched in blood and quite happy …”

Racist Pigeons. 2,294 words. 2021. Rated R for racism. PDF version.

“It is the intention of this study to prove that there exist, in great number, Racist Pigeons …”

The Inheritance. 2,815 words. 2020. Rated R for sexual perversion. PDF version.

“Indeed, the idea to combine smart phones and sex dolls into one product was one few could have predicted to so totally transform the social fabric of the United States and the world at large in so short a time …”